1. Which country does God like best?
               (   )   The United States
               (   )   Mexico
               (    )  Ireland
        2. Muslims hate Americans because ___________
              (     We be good and they be evil
              (    )  They’re jealous of all our stuff
              (    )  Our women is hot
        3. The French are inferior ________
              (        Christians
              (     )   Soldiers
              (     )   English speakers
        4. God gave Israel to the Jews because________
              (    )  They cut off part of their dicks
              (    )  Everybody's got to be someplace
              (      Nobody else wanted it
        5. All Hindus is going to hell
              (    )  True
              (    )  False
        6. Abraham Lincoln was _________
             (     )  Tall
             (     )  Manic Depressive
             (     ) Assassinated
        7. Thomas Jefferson slept  with Sally Hemings who be 
             his  ________
             (      Black slave
             (     ) Wife’s half-sister
             (     ) Favorite escort 
        8. Which come first?
             (      Dinosaurs
             (     ) Jesus
             (     ) Adam and Eve
        9.  Which kind of art stuff did America create?
            (     ) Paint by numbers
            (      Animated cartoons
            (     ) Subway  graffiti
        10. Who said “Mission Accomplished!”
            (    )  General Custer
            (    )  President George W. Bush
           (     )  Tim Tebow