For Under Your Bush
Talking Moses Doll
Just In Time for Hanukkah

Okay. So Richard Dawkins says "Moses was
not a great role model for modern moralists."
But what the hell does that Limey aethist
wuss know about kicking ass in the name of
God.
Just ask the Egyptians, the Moabites or the
Palestinians who was large and in charge in
the Middle East back when Dawkins'
ancestors were eating dirt and doing sheep.
Now, thanks to the miracle of Chinese
technology, your child can enjoy his very
own talking Talmudic action figure telling
it exactly like it is for today's children of
Israel with up-dated Commandments like:
Just In Time for Hanukkah

Okay. So Richard Dawkins says "Moses was
not a great role model for modern moralists."
But what the hell does that Limey aethist
wuss know about kicking ass in the name of
God.
Just ask the Egyptians, the Moabites or the
Palestinians who was large and in charge in
the Middle East back when Dawkins'
ancestors were eating dirt and doing sheep.
Now, thanks to the miracle of Chinese
technology, your child can enjoy his very
own talking Talmudic action figure telling
it exactly like it is for today's children of
Israel with up-dated Commandments like:
God Likes Us Best
Essen ain’t Fressen
Israel Uber Alles
AIPAC Or Else
Our Nukes Are Kosher
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