For Under Your Bush

 Talking Moses Doll
Just In Time for Hanukkah
        
  Okay. So Richard Dawkins says "Moses was
not a great role model for modern moralists."
   But what the hell does that Limey aethist
wuss know about  kicking ass in the name of
God. 
  Just ask the Egyptians, the Moabites or the
Palestinians who was large and in charge in
the Middle East back when Dawkins' 
ancestors were eating dirt and doing sheep.
   Now, thanks to the miracle of Chinese
technology, your child can enjoy his very
own talking Talmudic action figure telling
it exactly like it is for today's children of
Israel with up-dated Commandments like:

   God Likes Us Best
  
Essen ain’t Fressen
  
Israel Uber Alles
   AIPAC Or Else
   Our Nukes Are Kosher    
   

 

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