God's Will
Forks Then....
Birth Control* Now
Believing God gave us fingers to enjoy his bounty at the table, the Christian church banned the use of forks when they were first introduced by Italian nobility in the 10th century.
In one instance, a Venetian noblewoman died several days after using a fork – leading clergy to announce her death was God’s punishment for her sinful pride and “excessive sign or refinement.”
*Today, the current Pope says God does not want his faithful to protect themselves against the deadly AIDS virus by using condoms.
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