Issue Alert

          Warning
   An outbreak of serious issues has infected the normally peaceful abode of John and Donna deGroot in South Florida's fashionable Wilton Manors.
   The cause?
    John paid $18 for a fossilized pile of dinosaur dung weighing  slightly more than a pound.
        
          The deGroot Dino Doo Doo
     This caused John's beloved wife Donna to suffer a major dose of Issues -- even though  the Jurassic dung is highly collectible, priced well below most dinosaur dung sold on Ebay, certified as authentic, and more that 120 million years old.
     Nor is John's beloved Donna impressed by the possibility they may be the only South Florida family with a small pile of Dino Doo Doo in their home.
    All of which has led Donna to hide the rare prehistoric item behind two framed photographs of John's parents, 
    Stay tuned.
                           The Mome Raths
      
 

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