Our Lady of Edible Relics
       A Shrine for the Dietary Devout
    Or Any Soul Seeking Solace

         Everyone remembers the inspiring toasted cheese 
     sandwich a Hollywood houswife sold on Ebay for 
     $32,000.
        But now you and your friends can experience the joy
     that comes from a unique collection of food made
     holy by Divine Intervention during its preparation.
        Sort of like one God-touched cheese sandwich times a
     blessed thousand!  
        Located in newly renovated a strip mall on Route 441
     minutes from the sun-blessed beaches of fashionable 
     Fort Lauderdale, this visit in guaranteed to strengthen 
     both your faith -- and the mystery of God's handiwork!
              Featured Items On Display

           Jesus on Toast            Apocalypse on Pizza     Crucifixion on Steak 
     Shiva in Spaghetti        Virgin Mary on Toast        Moses on Ham

    Vishnu on Ribeye            Jesus on Toast #2      Mohammed in Hoagie
    
 "Just looking at these tasty relics gets me drooling big
  time with awe!" 
                             Nicki "Essen Ain't Fressen" Grossman,
                                                  Broward Tourism Czarina