Good News, America!
    
     There’s hope for millions of Republicans devastated by the tragic absence of Former President George W. Bush in their lives.
     It’s true!
     Long a source of comfort and inspiration for so many of his loyal followers, our beloved 43rd President of the United States all but vanished in an evil cone of silence over the hallowed grounds of his humble ranch in Crawford, Texas after leaving the White House more than two years ago.
    “Could his absence be the work of the liberal media?” many of us asked in dispair. “Or has it been the dark doings of the very same Godless  evil-doers our President fought with all his heart and soul?”
     But fear not.
     For now, thanks to the miracle of Chinese technology, you and millions of other Americans can enjoy the presence of President George W. Bush today – in your very own homes with your very own imported:
     George W. Bush
    Talking President Doll.
     Created in loving detail the finest Oriental craftsmen, your George W. Bush Talking President Doll will become an instant source of hope and joy for you and your family as you hear him say:
    “I was not elected to serve one party, but one nation.”
     Powered by tiny space age 3 LR44 batteries, you’ll feel as if  George W. Bush himself is in your home, talking directly to you as you push the tiny button in his back and you hear that warm and caring voice announce:
    “The presidency is more than an honor, it  is more than an office, it is a charge to keep and I will give it my all!”
     All told, your authentic George W. Bush Talking President Doll contains an amazing 17 inspirational phrases  spoken by our 43^rd President himself – each recorded through the miracle of Space Age technology  to send you back to the Glory Days of Mission Accomplished, Lower Taxes and Plenty for All.
    So don’t don’t wait.
    Order now and within 10 days, you’ll be able to press the tiny button on the back of your very own Talking George W. Bush Doll and hear him say:
    “I will not yield, I will not rest, I will not relent in waging the struggle for freedom and security for the American people.”
    So call now!
    At 1-800-277-4653.
    Operators are standing by for your credit card order*. (*Sorry, no more than 12 George W. Bush Talking Dolls per family!)
     Coming Soon:
     Your very own 
     President George W. Bush
    Mission Accomplished Doll
    Dressed in an Official US 
    Combat Flight Suit