Michele Bachman - Cover Girl
Our Lady of WTF! Never mind her Newsweek cover photo. Because this is the same JD-impaired born-again Our Lady of Tax Law who actually believes in a 5,000-year-old ontological fairy tale* handed down by a wandering tribe of recovering golden bull worshippers (*Genesis.) Frankly, if I were Newsweek Editor Tina Brown, I’d have put this Faux Sister-in-Christ on the cover of my magazine dressed in a clown suit while eating a miraculous Miami-made grilled cheese sandwich bearing the image of the Blessed Virgin Mary! Amen
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