Never mind preparing for a hurricane…
    Are you ready for the rapture?
    Fear not!
    Always willing to fill any and all needs – great or small – your Toetag staff has prepared a handy list of Rapture Basics for when the Big Fly Up comes.

     Wear loose clothing and clean underwear*.
    Don’t worry about your fear of heights.
    Forget anyone in your family who drinks, talks dirty, and doesn’t “know” Jesus.
    Leave plenty of notes for all your friends and loved ones so they’ll know how you were right and they were wrong!
    No need to write a will.
    Practice what you want to say to Jesus.
    Cash in your 401K.
    Drain your savings account.
    Cancel your health care and life insurance policies.

    Forget your diet.
    Why water the lawn?
    Don’t bother with seat belts.
    Be prepared to spend eternity watching re-runs of
Jan and Paul Crouch on TBN.
    And finally..

    Knowing you won’t need any money in heaven:

(1)  Sell everything!

(2)  Convert ALL your other assets to cash!

(3) Then, use the money and to buy money orders
payable to Toetagdiary.com.   

*Rapture experts report True Believers will leave
their clothing behind -- but rise up to heaven in
their underwear.

For a special Pre-Rapture Taste:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vXRrVrkFYlo

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