It's Allright, Honey!



     A Granny just for you!
 
      Always on the cutting edge, Toetag will soon open a bold new type of escort service --- featuring the kind of women-for-hire who know what most men need and want (but are afraid to ask).
       Now..
       Unlike your typical escort service with a  libido-laden name like “Adorable Cuties,”  or “GFE Hotties,” we’re calling our bold new venture  It’s Alright!
        Our motto: “You can buy sex anywhere – but try buying a little kindness.”
        Called “Grannies,” none of our escorts will be less than 75 years old --- and preferably most of them full-breasted, sweet-smelling  and a good 50 pounds overweight.
        Naturally,  our It’s Alright services  will be strictly in-call, with each of our Grannies  working out of rented condos featuring lots of comfy over-stuffed furniture, happy floral drapes, and down-home prints  of rural farm scenes and baby animals.
        Upon arrival, each of It's Alright Johns will enter a world of lavender, plump pillows and the smell of freshly baked brownies and chewy toll house cookies.
       Then, following a big hug and a loving peck on the cheek, the John will listen as his special It’s Alright Granny ad libs from a script more or less based on the following:
      “My gracious, but you're a sight for sore eyes… you poor dear.”
      “You look so tired.”
       “Honey, I just wish more people appreciated you!”
       “I know you’ve been working too hard.”
       “You need to take better care of yourself, sweetie!”
       “You need to stop worrying  about other people all the time!”
       And so on.
       And during all this, our It’s Alright Granny will:
      - Settle the John into the comforting depths of her overstuffed couch.
      - Serve him a plate of still-warm brownies and chewy toll house cookies  with a cold glass of milk.
      - Insist that he tell her everything that’s bothering him – all of which will be interspersed with “I know” …“You poor dear” …“That’s terrible”…“I don’t know how you can stand it” … “How can people be so mean?”…
        And so on.
       Then, with that comforting foreplay having come to an end, our  It’s Alright  Granny will give her John a big hug, pull his head down on to her lap and begin running her fingers through his hair and stroking his forehead, cooing….
      “It’s alright, honey.  It’s alright.”
      Repeating this over and over until her John falls into a deep, peaceful sleep pillowed by her large ample bosom.
     So stay tuned.
     Because our Grannies will soon be there to let you know, no matter how frightened, or worthless you feel -- It's Alright and so are so!