Like it or not, Google’s Gremlins insist on doing my thinking for me.
     What’s worse, their interference is a major pain in the ass.
     As well as an insult to my intelligence.
     How so?
     Anytime I try a search on Google, the E-bastard Gremlins attempt to take charge and override my entry – making it mucho difficult for me to continue typing my entry.
     Like in Google’s search box I type:
P – and the Gremlins did Palm Beach Post.
PE – and  the Gremlins did People.com.
PEN – and the E-bastards did Penn. University of Pennsylvania.
PENI – and they KNEW I was searching for Penicillin at WalMart.
PENIS – and got Penisland.com.
    Okay.
    So I should have enetered circumcision.
    Which I did.
C – Craigslist.com
CI – Cinemark.com (move tickets)
CIR – Ticketmaster (for Cirque du Soleil)
CIRC – C1RCA.com (professional roller skaters)
CIRCU – Circuitcity.com.
CIRCUM – Mathgoodies.com (for Math lessons)
CIRCUMCUM – Circumcision – finally!
    So much for the Brave New E-world… where there’s less and less need for us to think! John deGroot