Life’s Always Self-Destructive
  In A Country-Western Song*
 (Wrote For Redneck Larry His Self) 
 *It don't scan right you can kiss my butt!

        Randy gets drunk,
        Wrecks his Ford 4-by-4,
        Sally comes home
        Finds him passed out on the floor.
        So she teaches him a lesson
        By honky tonkin’ like a whore.
        Chorus: 
        Life’s always self-destrctve
        In a Country Western Song.
        No matter what you do
        It always turns out wrong!

        Debbie maxes out their Visa
        At the local WalMart store.
        Billy gets hooked on Oxy 
        Pawns her wedding ring for more.
        Daughter starts dancin’ topless,
        Knowin’ that’s what tits are for !
        Chorus:

        Sue turns gay with Sallie.
        Danny punches out a cop.
        Jane gets a belly full of baby
        At her senior high school hop.
        Then brother’s dosed with somethin’ 
        From a hot sheet motel  flop.  
        Chorus:

        You can’t win for losin’
        No matter where  you’re at.
        Start out young and skinny.
        End up wearin’ rolls of fat.
        Yesterday ‘s  beauty queen’s
        Tomorrrow’s double-ugly bat .
        Chorus:

NOTE: Anybody make lots of
money off this song gotta pay me
and Larry some or else Big Bart 
from Georgia's gonna kick their
sorry ass!