Free Help - Write that Novel NOW!
Left Brain Warning - This Post is Satirical!

Writing a novel is a lot like giving oral sex, or cleaning your refrigerator -- the hardest part is getting started.
Which is how and why your dedicated Toetag staff is again offering a read-grabbing opening line to jump start the Great American Novel you’ve been trying to write all these years.
So now, to get you started....
They’d been married for more than a month when Marvin realized his wife had a wooden leg.
And a really cheap one to boot.
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