Free Help - Write that Novel NOW!

     Left Brain Warning - This Post is Satirical!
 
     
   Writing a novel is a lot like giving oral sex, or cleaning your refrigerator  --  the hardest part is getting started.
  Which is how and why your dedicated Toetag staff is again offering a read-grabbing opening line to jump start the Great American Novel you’ve been trying to write all these years.
   So now, to get you started....  
    They’d been married for more than a month when Marvin realized his wife had a wooden leg.
    And a really cheap one to boot.
 

 

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