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Holy Dick-Snipping Snit
Good News: G*d was just kidding when he told Abraham to kill his kid.
Fact is, all the Creator of the known universe really wanted was a piece of the kid’s dick as sign of Abraham’s faith.
Bad News: G*d’s divine wishes are being challenged by a profane initiative on the ballot to ban dick-snipping in San Francisco.
Which, as you can well imaging, has twisted a few holy shorts.
“It’s almost unbelievable this made the ballot,” say Rabbi Reuven Taff of the Mosaic Law Congregation in Sacramento. “It’s discriminatory.”
“Essential religious liberties are at stake,” adds Leith Anderson, president of the National Association of Evangelicals.”
If approved this November, anyone caught dick-snipping boys under 18 could face a year in jail and/or a $1,000 fine under the measure..
In snipping a boy’s dick, “people are removing healthy body parts from an unconsenting child,” observes Lloyd Schofield, a key proponent of the “male genital mutilation” bill.
Religious dick-snippers are particularly bent over “Forskin Man” – a comic featuring a blonde super hero battling a demonic “Monster Mohel.” (A Mohel a person trained to snip dicks in accordance with the Jewish faith. )
“To me, this (Foreskin Man) is blatant anti-Semitism, something you would see in Nazi Germany,” says Rabbi Taff. (See below.)
Stay tuned.
Because if G*d is really serious about dick-snipping , a massive earthquake could drown all of San Francisco in the Pacific!
Full Disclosure:
Your Supreme Toe Tagger's dick is snipped!
Fact is, all the Creator of the known universe really wanted was a piece of the kid’s dick as sign of Abraham’s faith.
Bad News: G*d’s divine wishes are being challenged by a profane initiative on the ballot to ban dick-snipping in San Francisco.
Which, as you can well imaging, has twisted a few holy shorts.
“It’s almost unbelievable this made the ballot,” say Rabbi Reuven Taff of the Mosaic Law Congregation in Sacramento. “It’s discriminatory.”
“Essential religious liberties are at stake,” adds Leith Anderson, president of the National Association of Evangelicals.”
If approved this November, anyone caught dick-snipping boys under 18 could face a year in jail and/or a $1,000 fine under the measure..
In snipping a boy’s dick, “people are removing healthy body parts from an unconsenting child,” observes Lloyd Schofield, a key proponent of the “male genital mutilation” bill.
Religious dick-snippers are particularly bent over “Forskin Man” – a comic featuring a blonde super hero battling a demonic “Monster Mohel.” (A Mohel a person trained to snip dicks in accordance with the Jewish faith. )
“To me, this (Foreskin Man) is blatant anti-Semitism, something you would see in Nazi Germany,” says Rabbi Taff. (See below.)
Stay tuned.
Because if G*d is really serious about dick-snipping , a massive earthquake could drown all of San Francisco in the Pacific!
Full Disclosure:
Your Supreme Toe Tagger's dick is snipped!
Hello!
It's been many years since I have seen you.
I took several writing classes with you back in the day--then lost touch.
So glad I found you on FaceBook and now your blog!
Best regards,
Sandra Davis
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Seriously? You should watch the movie SimOne ... with Al Pacino ... it gloriously details how shallow people are and why something like this "snippy" ballot measure would actually be permitted to make it into the voting booth. Wait ... they still use booths, right?
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