Got Rosary?
   Long flights can be soooooo boring.
   So here’s a Toetagger hint to make the friendly skies more interesting the next time you lift off.
   Sit down.
   Buckle up.
   Then, when someone sits down next to you say:
   “Hi!
    “Now, you’re not going to believe this but like I had a dream last night in which this airplane crashed and like the amazing thing is, the person sitting next to me in my dream looked exactly like you.
   “ Like is that weird, or what?
    "But then like a lot of my friends say I'm like really super intuitive and all. 
    “Anyhow, the thing is, like while we were both badly injured in the crash – everyone else in my dream like burned to death when the plane exploded.
    “Only, see, in my dream, we were both like thrown free by the blast.
    “And you wanna know why?
    “Because like in my dream, see we both had rosaries. Which is why I brought these.
     Hand one of the rosaries you brought to the passenger next to you.
    “Now, if you don’t mind, like while we’re taking off, I’d like us to hold hands and like recite the Lord’s Prayer?”
     Oh yes.
     If another passenger happens to evesdrop on your conversation, smile and say:
   “ I’m sorry. But like I only brought two rosaries and like I don’t think it would help even if I did like have an extra one for you!”