Write That Novel Now!

Writing a novel is a lot like giving oral sex, or cleaning your refrigerator -- the hardest part is getting started.
Which is how and why your dedicated staff of Toetag professionals are once again offering an opening line for the Great American Novel you’ve been trying to write all these years.
And so today … and, as always… gratis:
Shortly after the old man died, his children discovered he’d filled an entire warehouse with soiled Mormon underwear.
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