Write Your Novel Today!
Writing a novel is a lot like giving oral sex, or cleaning your refrigerator -- the hardest part is getting started.
Which is how and why your dedicated staff of Toetag professionals are once again offering an opening line for the Great American Novel you’ve been trying to write all these years.
And so today … and, as always… gratis:
It began with a nocturnal milky white discharge.
Then it got worse.
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