Write That Novel!

Writing a novel is a lot like giving oral sex, or cleaning your refrigerator -- the hardest part is getting started.
Which is how and why your dedicated staff of Toetag professionals are once again offering an opening line for the Great American Novel you’ve been trying to write all these years.
And so today … and, as always… gratis:
After a few drinks, Sister Mary Agnes loved to joke about how she'd been “spayed” – as opposed to having had her tubes tied.
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