May 12, 2011

A Service of Kilgore Trout University

Deadly Quake Hottie's Hooters
Today - Nearly 70,000 Chinese were killed and more than 5 million left homeless when a devastating earthquake slammed the Sichuan province three years ago today.However, most Americans found themselves more concerned with their evening television schedule – including the the amount of hooter cleavage they'd see on Charlie's latest hottie and also if Jake will let go with another fart on Two And A Half Men.
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Only the Dull
Birthdays – Nobody of any interest was born today, according to the experts tracking such things.
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